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COCKY BOYS:
We can guarantee you’ve never met a guy quite like Dale Cooper before. On top of being tall, dark, and sexy, he’s got a sharp sense of humor and intelligence to match. You never get bored with the things that come out of his mouth (or in them for that matter). He’s been with girls, guys, and girls and guys together in one bed, and he’s sexually versatile. Dale loves it all and can do it all — you can tell just by one glimpse of that sneaky smile of his.



Dale’s eight tattoos are something that always raises a lot of questions, but his answers are a lot simpler than you might imagine. He explains that each tattoo represents a “virtue” from one of his favorite childhood pastimes, a dragon-slaying video game that taught him to be a morally upstanding kind of guy! He has these tattoos on his biceps, his chest, abs, and back, but our favorite one was on his left ass cheek meaning “humility.”

With an ass like that, though, there was no reason for Dale to feel humiliated. In fact, after we saw him strip off his shirt, pants, and tighty-whiteys, and then stroke his cock with a dildo up his ass, I don’t think there’s any guy out there that wouldn’t hire Dale to slay some dragons for him!

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COCKBOYS:
With nearly 2 million video views on XTube, this New England stud was no stranger to showing off before becoming a full-fledged CockyBoy. Now he’s ditched the sunglasses and blurred disguises for the first time ever in order to prove that both he and his massive dick are 100% Cocky. Though he identifies as straight, Bravo Delta has always thrived off of the attention he’s received from both girls and guys. But who in their right mind could ignore his ripped, furry physique and throbbing pink tool? Only time will tell how far Bravo Delta’s curiosity will take him, but his future as a CockyBoy is bound to be bright and full of cum!
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October 13, 2012 | Categories: beardy balls, Beautiful Onions, DIVAish, FUCK me RAW, Fuzz-Face FOX, HAIRY ASSHOLES, HAIRY chestidge, HAIRY PIT ACTION, HOT tummy!, lick & sniff, LOVES, nice tits, RIMMMMM, seriously? seriously!, Shirtless Boys, straight people are funny, Sweaty Jocks, Tasty COCKs | Tags: bravo delta, cockyboys | Leave A Comment »