full photo layout HERE!
vintage shots via the always AWESOME MYSELFIXION
OPENING CEREMONY: We can’t get enough of the Japanese artist Jiraiya and his depiction of muscular men, an obsession fueled by our friends at MASSIVE, who specialize in gachi-muchi paraphernalia. To add to our collection, we’ve joined MASSIVE to create an OC-exclusive lineup of our favorite Jiraiya work, printed on unisex muscle tees, rugby shorts, beach towels—and even a limited-edition, two-hole Tenga vacuum cup.
Made in Japan.
CHECK OUT THE COLLECTION HERE @ OPENING CEREMONY
Well, Mr. Pattinson poses like a dream. He has a youthful Tony Danza smile, hairy armpits exposed for all to worship, a lovely tight pink pucker and a tasty average-size dick. That cool ‘James Dean” sneer of his (that young teen men never seem to tire of doing), he wears it well. He reminds me of Bomba, The Jungle Boy but with that innocent bad ass-ness of one of the members of the Bowery Boys/ East- End Kids. He’s old school gangster movie cute.
But I dare say, Miss. Ginger Rogers would not stand for his dirty, dirty mouth.