INSPIRED LOOK OF THE DAY: A NUDE JAKE ARRIETA @ ESPN

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Sissydude totally got a boner when he read this Jake quote @ The Chicago Tribune:

“I’m extremely hairy,” the Cubs ace says in the annual photo spread featuring athletes in the nude. “It pretty much connects from the top of my head to my toes with a nice upper body sweater/track jacket type of thing. I’m shaved right now. The chest is good, the back is pretty solidly shaven.”

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I think the beard plays a slight factor to my presence on the mound. It’s kind of part of the persona now. Everyone in Chicago embraced it, so I got to keep it. I can’t ditch it now. I got rid of it in the offseason and I got some pretty intense reactions. I told them, “Don’t worry, give me two weeks and it’ll be back.” READ THE Arrieta ESPN interview HERE.

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MORE JAKE SEXINESS after the JUMP….

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Jake Arrieta does pushups before his #NLCS Game 2 start.

Jake Arrieta does pushups before his #NLCS Game 2 start.

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I’m extremely hairy. I yell at my dad every time I see him for passing it down. It pretty much connects from the top of my head to my toes with a nice upper-body sweater/track jacket type of thing. My knuckles aren’t that hairy, but that’s about it.

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I’m shaved right now. The chest is good, the back is pretty solidly shaven.

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The back hair doesn’t get all that long, it’s just really thick. So if I don’t keep it shaved once a week, it’s a problem and it could take two hours. And my wife’s got to do it, so it’s her problem. I told her we just need to buy a laser hair removal machine because it would take three or four years and probably 50 sessions to get rid of it. So I think a machine would probably pay for itself.

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PITTSBURGH, PA - OCTOBER 7:  Jake Arrieta #47 of the Chicago Cubs celebrates after defeating the Pittsburgh Pirates 4-0 in the National League Wild Card Game on Wednesday, October 7, 2015 at PNC Park in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Joe Sargent/MLB Photos via Getty Images)

PITTSBURGH, PA – OCTOBER 7: Jake Arrieta #47 of the Chicago Cubs celebrates after defeating the Pittsburgh Pirates 4-0 in the National League Wild Card Game on Wednesday, October 7, 2015 at PNC Park in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Joe Sargent/MLB Photos via Getty Images)

Oct 13, 2015; Chicago, IL, USA; Chicago Cubs starting pitcher Jake Arrieta (right) celebrates with catcher David Ross (left) after defeating the St. Louis Cardinals in game four of the NLDS at Wrigley Field. Mandatory Credit: Jerry Lai-USA TODAY Sports

Oct 13, 2015; Chicago, IL, USA; Chicago Cubs starting pitcher Jake Arrieta (right) celebrates with catcher David Ross (left) after defeating the St. Louis Cardinals in game four of the NLDS at Wrigley Field. Mandatory Credit: Jerry Lai-USA TODAY Sports

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CHICAGO, IL - SEPTEMBER 22:  The Chicago Cubs celebrate with Jake Arrieta #49 on his 20th win of the season against the Milwaukee Brewers at Wrigley Field on September 22, 2015 in Chicago, Illinois. The Chicago Cubs won 4-0.  (Photo by Jon Durr/Getty Images)

CHICAGO, IL – SEPTEMBER 22: The Chicago Cubs celebrate with Jake Arrieta #49 on his 20th win of the season against the Milwaukee Brewers at Wrigley Field on September 22, 2015 in Chicago, Illinois. The Chicago Cubs won 4-0. (Photo by Jon Durr/Getty Images)

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August 30, 2015:  Jake Arrieta #49 of the Cubs pitches a No Hit game on the Dodgers. The Chicago Cubs defeated the Los Angeles Dodgers by the final score 2-0 at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles CA.

August 30, 2015: Jake Arrieta #49 of the Cubs pitches a No Hit game on the Dodgers. The Chicago Cubs defeated the Los Angeles Dodgers by the final score 2-0 at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles CA.

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Chicago Cubs Jake Arrieta (Photo byTom DiPace)

Chicago Cubs Jake Arrieta
(Photo byTom DiPace)

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