INSPIRED LOOK OF THE DAY: A NUDE JAKE ARRIETA @ ESPN
Sissydude totally got a boner when he read this Jake quote @ The Chicago Tribune:
“I’m extremely hairy,” the Cubs ace says in the annual photo spread featuring athletes in the nude. “It pretty much connects from the top of my head to my toes with a nice upper body sweater/track jacket type of thing. I’m shaved right now. The chest is good, the back is pretty solidly shaven.”
I think the beard plays a slight factor to my presence on the mound. It’s kind of part of the persona now. Everyone in Chicago embraced it, so I got to keep it. I can’t ditch it now. I got rid of it in the offseason and I got some pretty intense reactions. I told them, “Don’t worry, give me two weeks and it’ll be back.” READ THE Arrieta ESPN interview HERE.
MORE JAKE SEXINESS after the JUMP….
I’m extremely hairy. I yell at my dad every time I see him for passing it down. It pretty much connects from the top of my head to my toes with a nice upper-body sweater/track jacket type of thing. My knuckles aren’t that hairy, but that’s about it.
I’m shaved right now. The chest is good, the back is pretty solidly shaven.
The back hair doesn’t get all that long, it’s just really thick. So if I don’t keep it shaved once a week, it’s a problem and it could take two hours. And my wife’s got to do it, so it’s her problem. I told her we just need to buy a laser hair removal machine because it would take three or four years and probably 50 sessions to get rid of it. So I think a machine would probably pay for itself.